hello, my friend. this image is, what you could call, a joke, because i'm vegan. so i need b12. bad dum tss.

well, you'll only get plant-based treats here. they're pretty tasty. i'm not really the baking type, sorry, but i sure know how to make some killer lentils... i mean, lentils are very tasty, but the way i make them... yummy. well, i don't think i would know, though, because i'm autistic, so bland food tastes very good to me.

you're also thirsty, ok. fortunately, i have my favorite drinks in hand:

• coffee.
• grapefruit h20h.
• peach fuze iced tea.
• kiwi and apple tropical iced tea.
• light ginger ale.
• subway lemonade.
• pepsi zero.

MY FAVORITE HOME-MADE FOODS

• lentils with home-made tortilla.
• black beans, fried plantains, and avocado.
• roasted chickpea salad.
• pasta with red sauce and soy meat.
• whole-grain bread sandwich with pea protein patty.
• tofu or textured soy tacos with refried beans.
• tu-nay burrito.

what's that? you want to make them, too? of course! here's my cookbook.

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